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my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

dynastylnoire:

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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literally life with cats



Track: A Business Meeting

tylersvathings:

1 - welllllll carl

2 - PLOT TWIST

3 - clap 4 him

4 - HECTOR YOU GENIUS

I THINK HECTOR IS ON TO SOMETHING HERE!

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Voices - Me

Thank you to Arc for the suggestion. 10/10

lalondes:

patssolitano:

simpler times

ahh yes when the worst of our worries was whether a plastic crate would be big enough to hold a drug dealer’s dead body as it was dissolved in hydrofluoric acid

simpler times

jaymaparrilla:

YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY

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YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN ON THE HIGHWAY, CAUSE THATS WHERE THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN

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IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF I WOULD CLIMB YOUR EGO AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ

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WHEN YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT FINED FOR LITTERING

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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

m-e-r-m-a-i-d-e-n:

i saw this cute misaki figure today